As you may, or may not have, noticed there has been a rapid increase in the amount of naked/shirtless men/man-slaves appearing in my gallery.
Initial responses are of course ones which assume that I am a perverted person whose head needs to be shoved into a dishwasher.
Of course, the rest of this journal might just prove to show that I am a perverted person whose head needs to be shoved into a dishwasher, in which case you may congratulate yourself on your success in assuming the worst about me.
8D
If you were not thinking that, but something more along the lines of:
OMG, I WANT A MAN SLAVE TOO!
Then you are in luck, read on my pretties.
Here at Man-slaves Incorporated we would like to give you a chance to own your own man-slave. Man-slaves are not just an object to be discarded when you like, well, they are but you still need to look after them and keep them in prime condition.
No responsibility will be taken by the company for any slaves who grow emaciated by your inability to feed them.
Orders
To place your orders, you must first follow a few steps.
If you do not wish to place an order and wish to take a moral stand, that is good for you. But please, do not feel the need to voice your outrage against my obvious violation of human rights. 8D
Man slaves have one type of body. Toned. Unless specified otherwise, say for instance if you want a budda.
- Hair. Both in colour and length, the more detailed the description the more accurately we might be able to find a man-slave that matches your requirements.
- Eyes. If youre going to be gazing into his luscious eyes, they need to be a colour that you can tolerate.
- Skin tone. Tan is popular among our clients as it often symbolises hard work out in the farm. Or at the beach. But well make sure he doesnt have crabs.
- Will he be wearing a helmet or any other specific gear?
- What will he be feeding you? Grapes, chocolate, pasta?
(XD I am having too much fun writing this )
And now to you, dear client. If you wish to be in the image with your man slave feeding you (this comes highly recommended as man-slaves have a tendency to feel lonely and they require human comfort, and they also need someone to feed the food to ) could you please include a brief description of yourself, including:
- Hair
- Eyes
- Glasses y/n
- Occupation. (for example, ~Goldwave was a pimp, I was a psychopathic girl with a drawing board)
Please note that orders may take up to a day in completing, however business is only open on two days a week, so a maximum of 3 orders will be completed per weekend. Subject to change depending on the week and the amount of SACs
Orders will be done in the order in which they are received.
3. *Azeen
4. ~Lover-Of-Art
5. ~Sazmo
6. ~shadowblood6323
7. ~Joan-Ivy
XD
So, how have you been?
Devious Comments
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Yaoi/Shonen-ai fan.
My characters don't need an enemy. They have me. -*KrazyPerson
"Kenshin makes bald guys cry." -my brother (~AmblingPhotographer)
I HATE Kagome and am damn proud of it. Join the club!: ~KagomeHatersUnite
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Home made marmalade
Looking up into the night sky is looking into infinity - distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless.
F*c*ing Binky Boo.
CEO ManSlaves Incorporated
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Yaoi/Shonen-ai fan.
My characters don't need an enemy. They have me. -*KrazyPerson
"Kenshin makes bald guys cry." -my brother (~AmblingPhotographer)
I HATE Kagome and am damn proud of it. Join the club!: ~KagomeHatersUnite
are you gonna be in the picture too?
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Home made marmalade
Looking up into the night sky is looking into infinity - distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless.
F*c*ing Binky Boo.
CEO ManSlaves Incorporated
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Yaoi/Shonen-ai fan.
My characters don't need an enemy. They have me. -*KrazyPerson
"Kenshin makes bald guys cry." -my brother (~AmblingPhotographer)
I HATE Kagome and am damn proud of it. Join the club!: ~KagomeHatersUnite
8D
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Home made marmalade
Looking up into the night sky is looking into infinity - distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless.
F*c*ing Binky Boo.
CEO ManSlaves Incorporated
... wait, I have to fill something out. Yes, yes... OMG, it will be hard to decide which one I want, I have so many juicy-licious guys that I absolutely adore~ X3
OMG, OMG, I HAS SPECIAL REQUEST- but I dunno as this wasn't specified in the above journal (my, how professional you sound, Gem-gee, my dear~
Ugh... I'd fill it out now but I have to leave to make the trip back to the house XD;;;;;; *was supposed to leave 20 mins ago but got caught up in all your lovely nearly nekkid men'z art* ... teeeee~
I WILL RETURN... EVENTUALLY~!!
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"Being diabolical is diabolically diabolic~"
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Challenge yourself, take the quiz -> [link]
I'll see you soon~!
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Home made marmalade
Looking up into the night sky is looking into infinity - distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless.
F*c*ing Binky Boo.
CEO ManSlaves Incorporated
--
Yaoi/Shonen-ai fan.
My characters don't need an enemy. They have me. -*KrazyPerson
"Kenshin makes bald guys cry." -my brother (~AmblingPhotographer)
I HATE Kagome and am damn proud of it. Join the club!: ~KagomeHatersUnite
--
Yaoi/Shonen-ai fan.
My characters don't need an enemy. They have me. -*KrazyPerson
"Kenshin makes bald guys cry." -my brother (~AmblingPhotographer)
I HATE Kagome and am damn proud of it. Join the club!: ~KagomeHatersUnite
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